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IM LOST.... And so are you....
..If you fall into this category. Let me get this straight. Ladies, You wake up in the morning on September 28th and its cold as block of ice in the crib, and you say to yourself "Damn I need to pull out all my winter clothing." Then you are getting ready to go to work and you throw on the Navy Blue Our lady of Jesus Christ & friends Catholic Stockings. yo know which ones Im talking about, the real thick joints. You think to yourself, damn Im gonna warm. (This is where I lose it!) THEN WHY ON THE FACE OF MY GOD'S GREEN EARTH DO YOU THROW ON YOUR BLACK OPEN TOE SANDALS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. IM LOST. You know what on that note, I think I am gonna get my Northface and a pair of Swimming trunks, oops!! No I wont THAT DOSENT MAKE SENSE!!!!!!! Please if this pertains to you. Go back in the closet and put on some Shoes!!! Thanx...

This is a quick one
So Let me put a myth to rest. My fellow Positive real brothas who hold our females down in all ways, when you hear this. "Boo I want you to go shopping with me becuase I want to to see how things look on me!" This might be true and all good, but it dosent stop there. Try to remember if you remember going to a store and you saw a man holding 40 bags, and a purse, no he ist gay, nor is he collecting bags for the salvation army. He, my friend, Was hit with the same line that you read a while ago. Ladies I love yall, I just have to put things in perspective fo' my brothas. Fellas, ladies dont need us to tell them how they look in things, because they know before hand, they just have this instinct... They want us to be mules and Carry stuff. Another thing I have noticed: One might think that with your man carrying the misses section in H & M in his hands that a lady might speed it up. Well ONE WOULD BE WRONG!! I overheard that we are mere bag boys and we are to be quiet.... So men fight back!!! Ps: Choose your battles though, half of you guys know if your girl will drop a left on you and have you leaning... Watch your back men...... Dedicated to my Common sense Team

September........
So youthink kids are the only ones who dread the month of September coming around. Well I have news for you. Close your eyes and sit back. Think of your morning commute right now, where you have your travel routine down packed. you know where to stand on the platform and be right in front of the door at the best spot for earliest access to a seat on the train.. Well Come 'round the second week of September here comes the ghetto.... and there is no where to hide. Get ready for the gilrs with the combs in thier back pockets a scarf on thier heads and NO HAIR for either of them. Get reay for the kid with jeans 8 sizes to big and the blue and yellow boxers and the crisp white tshrits. OH did I forget.... JAY-z and FABOLOUS have an album comming out around this time, so now you can hear all the kids arguing about what song is the hottest.. or my favorite and yours, DOIN THE SHAKE.. How cool is that!!! See you want the summer back dont you.... SO DO I

Forget the whales, Save the youth...
..So here is what I want to know. Can anyone please tell me what would happen if all the pictures on the Mcdonalds cash register were to be rubbed off or taken off and replaced with, God forbid, WORDS???!! No answers??! Guess what I have one.. THERE WOULD BE CHAOS!! Want proff okay here goes. After standing in line behind 5 pairs of indecisive people who chose to talk about thier weekend in the hamptons instead of deciding what the wanted before they got to the counter, I was privaliged, did you read that PRIVALIDGED to get a Ronald McDonald employee wnose name tag read "Rameesha." Of cousrse I was greeted with the very disgruntal "Hello, welcome to mickdonalls can I have yo ordah" So I say let me have 2 chicken sandwiches. Rameesha looks at what used to be the playskool My first cash registers and to her surprise someone stole her pictures and put real letters... OH MY GOD is what Iread in her face as se screamed for a manager.... Now to my surprise I am here thinking the manager is gonna make it all better. Does anyone reading this know what I got when I looked into the packed bag handaed to me by Rameesha? No answers... A FILLET O FISH MEAL, SUPER SIZED!!!!! MY GOD! LET US PRAY